New to Linux BTW

oh yeah you gotta mount that hard drive baby... fsck it real good until it gives you what you need... if you're not sure how to handle it ask the man for instructions...

god i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn

Shouldn't we get to know each other first?

I would upvote but 'unzip'? We only 'gunzip' or 'tar xz' here.

chmod -R 777 me

Do whatever you want to me.

You don’t have to mansplain

we don't unzip, we tar

You forgot tar

I guess it depends which distro

would tar --help count

I know everyone is joking but this is my number two biggest reason I don't move to Linux, the nonsensical abbreviations and syntaxs of Linux command lines.

I hate them so much. And it's not like I haven't been using it since the late 90s.

This meme is so true in that Windows/dos commands just made better linguistic sense.

Is

man tar

a Tar command or a Man command?

cd stomach && ls -a

cd ../colon && ls -a | grep poopie

cd ..

pwd

ls

ls -a

du -dh --max-depth=2

rm -rf appendix

echo hello world

cd ~/ ^C

rm -rf /*

^D

I did not give consent to be touched.

This incident will be reported.

chmod -R 007 me
Oh no step brother Im stuck!

From what logs?

Then you will not be very happy to learn, that in Linux you can get fingered. I the fingerer is gentle, they might even use the pinky.

Depends on distro or kink.