Don't forget the long hair shed EVERYWHERE on EVERYTHING

And your hoodies start to disappear

Still better than a cat.

I started growing my hair out unintentionally, I just stopped getting it cut during the pandemic.

I've found a hair wrapped around my balls more than once. Those fucking things love to go spelunking, man.

My hair is worse than cat's hair for sure

I have short hair. But still I'd say 1/5 trips to the bathroom lead to me finding a long hair wrapped around my dick/balls. My girl sheds like a dog but still has crazy thick hair.

I have had plenty of girlfriends in my 45 years, and none of them used bobby pins. My mother had some that she never used, though. By the time I came around, she had had enough with the long hair life and went short.

We both have long hair and one time my girl felt a hair down there and pulled it to get it out. It was wrapped around the tip under the foreskin. I told her she almost circumcised me.

I have Lapphunds. I regularly find dog hair around my genital region. I don't know how, but based on the dryer's lint filter, I think it hides in my fresh underwear. The same thing happens to my partner. A couple seconds of inspection has become part of oral foreplay because too many times someone's had to deal with a dog hair stuck on their tongue.

But now you have a supply of ponytail holders!

Super useful and also a great cat toy, UNDER SUPERVISION. (My cat had to have a bunch of them endoscoped out of her belly, so keep track of yours)

I have long hair that falls of constantly due to the sheer amount and density. Way worse than my partners. And we also just got a cat. Needless to say we are looking into getting a roomba or something of these likes.

This is why I stick with short-haired breeds, like instead of a girlfriend I just have a boyfriend. No hair pins anywhere in the house that I know of, just short and curly body hair everywhere, cause we're hairy dudes and all. But definitely no hair pins.

Get a shower drain with a removable catch basket, even if it means having tile work done. It will pay dividends in the future lack of plumbing bills.

Unless you rent, then encourage her to brush her hair in the shower.

Already got one and I'm not a bad pipefitter when needed anyway.

Fair point

As a guy with long hair, I don't need a girlfriend for my floor to be covered in shed hair.

meanwhile at girlfriend's house

"where the FUCK are all my bobby pins!?!?"

Where on their bobbies do they put these?

My wife just sticks her fallen hair on the wall tiles. From the moment I first saw it I knew she was a keeper.

Did the etymology deep dive, a bob is a hairstyle