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Don't forget the long hair shed EVERYWHERE on EVERYTHING

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Το θέμα αυτό έχει διαγραφεί. Μόνο οι χρήστες με δικαιώματα διαχειριστή θεμάτων μπορούν να το δουν.
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    dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    At least they'll be useful for picking locks after 2077.

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzW wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz

      As a guy with long hair, I don't need a girlfriend for my floor to be covered in shed hair.

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      heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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      #22

      can confirm. as a guy with a shed, I don’t need long for my girlfriend to be covered in floor hair.

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      • S square@lemmy.zip

        Get a shower drain with a removable catch basket, even if it means having tile work done. It will pay dividends in the future lack of plumbing bills.

        Unless you rent, then encourage her to brush her hair in the shower.

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        heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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        they got these drain dealies at the store. you snake em down like a meter into the drain, then pull em back out and they pull up all of your wife's hair (what has your wife been doing in my shower, square?). they cost like a buck for three and i go through like one every three years.

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        • bruncvik@lemmy.worldB bruncvik@lemmy.world

          My wife just sticks her fallen hair on the wall tiles. From the moment I first saw it I knew she was a keeper.

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          heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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          does she write creepy messages in her hair, then give you a hard time about it because she thinks hair is gross?

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          • epzillon@lemmy.worldE epzillon@lemmy.world

            I have long hair that falls of constantly due to the sheer amount and density. Way worse than my partners. And we also just got a cat. Needless to say we are looking into getting a roomba or something of these likes.

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            spacenoodle@lemmy.world
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            #25

            Then you'll just be spending all your time cutting hair out of your Roomba's rollers.

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            • S square@lemmy.zip

              Get a shower drain with a removable catch basket, even if it means having tile work done. It will pay dividends in the future lack of plumbing bills.

              Unless you rent, then encourage her to brush her hair in the shower.

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              dance_ninja@lemmy.world
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              Got a stainless steel TubShroom for our home recently. It's been awesome.

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              • I invalidname2@lemmy.zip

                This is why I stick with short-haired breeds, like instead of a girlfriend I just have a boyfriend. No hair pins anywhere in the house that I know of, just short and curly body hair everywhere, cause we're hairy dudes and all. But definitely no hair pins.

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                fostermolasses@leminal.space
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                All the dudes I've dated had long Sephiroth hair lol

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                  harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  My love for short-haired girls is half fetish, half convenience.

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                  • H harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                    My love for short-haired girls is half fetish, half convenience.

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                    return_of_chippy@lemmy.world
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                    I'm beginning to understand that.

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                      echodot@feddit.uk
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                      And it turns out to be the best cat toy ever. So they'll all end up under the sofa in the end.

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                      • epzillon@lemmy.worldE epzillon@lemmy.world

                        I have long hair that falls of constantly due to the sheer amount and density. Way worse than my partners. And we also just got a cat. Needless to say we are looking into getting a roomba or something of these likes.

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                        echodot@feddit.uk
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                        What I found to be useful is an air filtration system. A good one though with a HEPA filter, as a cheap ones a basically just fancy fans.

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                        • I invalidname2@lemmy.zip

                          This is why I stick with short-haired breeds, like instead of a girlfriend I just have a boyfriend. No hair pins anywhere in the house that I know of, just short and curly body hair everywhere, cause we're hairy dudes and all. But definitely no hair pins.

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                          landless2029@lemmy.world
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                          Counter point: I'm a guy with long hair. Hair bands everywhere

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                          • T technus@lemmy.zip

                            I started growing my hair out unintentionally, I just stopped getting it cut during the pandemic.

                            I've found a hair wrapped around my balls more than once. Those fucking things love to go spelunking, man.

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                            applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                            growing up with three women I had pretty much every nighmare scenario with shed hair. the worst was the few times they managed to magically work their way into an orifice. I found one up my ass a couple times (no I didn't eat them jesus those were way too long to eat on accident) and at least once one managed to worm its way into my urethra. pulling them out was an awful sensation I wont ever forget. I really hope it doesn't happen again now that I'm growing my hair out lol.

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                              scmstr@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                              Rip lesbian polycule

                              Get a powered spinny sucky attachment thing

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