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Trump Rushed Out of Dinner Amid Reports of Shots Fired

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Το θέμα αυτό έχει διαγραφεί. Μόνο οι χρήστες με δικαιώματα διαχειριστή θεμάτων μπορούν να το δουν.
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    davel23@fedia.io
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    I initially read the headline as "Trump Rushed Out of Dinner Amid Reports of Sharts Fired" and thought it was The Onion.

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    • nexguy@lemmy.worldN nexguy@lemmy.world

      I'm nervous. What if he IS ok?

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      mrmaplebar@fedia.io
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      I'm just sitting here praying for the best. 🙏

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      • B breezeblock@lemmy.ca

        Guy deserves to die choking on a cheeseburger. Not martyred.

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        zier@fedia.io
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        I was hoping he would drop dead on live tv.
        Is he sleeping or dead??

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        • B breezeblock@lemmy.ca

          Guy deserves to die choking on a cheeseburger. Not martyred.

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          trickdacy@lemmy.world
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          I will accept any form of him dying as beautiful and worthy of celebration, as long as some pain is involved. The more, the better.

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            lemmybruceleemarvin@lemmy.ml
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            Those who make peaceful revolution impossible...

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            • C ccunning@lemmy.world
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              hubertmanne@piefed.social
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              The us has not been so shaken by such a horrible news story since July 13, 2024. Stay strong my fellow citizens.

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              • tomiant@piefed.socialT tomiant@piefed.social

                He'll die on the shitter like Elvis. Befitting a king.

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                magnue@lemmy.world
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                On the toilet watching CP

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                • inari@piefed.zipI inari@piefed.zip

                  I'm trying to think of a dumber way for him to croak but I think cheeseburger choking might be the best, most perfect one

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                  leather@lemmy.world
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                  while on the toilet

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                  • B breezeblock@lemmy.ca

                    Guy deserves to die choking on a cheeseburger. Not martyred.

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                    wizardoffrobozz@lemmy.ca
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                    He deserves to die embarrassingly and painfully, whatever the cause

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                    • bruhbeans@lemmy.mlB bruhbeans@lemmy.ml

                      W Bush almost went out on a pretzel

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                      nullify3112@lemmy.world
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                      I had completely forgotten about the pretzelgate

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                      • nexguy@lemmy.worldN nexguy@lemmy.world

                        I'm nervous. What if he IS ok?

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                        diarrheasommelier@lemmy.ca
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                        Dang, that would suuuuuuck.

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                        • B breezeblock@lemmy.ca

                          Guy deserves to die choking on a cheeseburger. Not martyred.

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                          diarrheasommelier@lemmy.ca
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                          My vote goes to "straining at stool". It's more on brand.

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                            mousepotatodoesstuff@lemmy.world
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                            Sounds like different kinds of shots were being fired, then...

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                            • B breezeblock@lemmy.ca

                              Guy deserves to die choking on a cheeseburger. Not martyred.

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                              mousepotatodoesstuff@lemmy.world
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                              Only if it's after at least a few years of solitary imprisonment for his many misdeeds.

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                              • inari@piefed.zipI inari@piefed.zip

                                I'm trying to think of a dumber way for him to croak but I think cheeseburger choking might be the best, most perfect one

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                                ruuster13@lemmy.zip
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                                Αυτή η δημοσίευση έχει διαγραφεί!
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                                • B breezeblock@lemmy.ca

                                  Guy deserves to die choking on a cheeseburger. Not martyred.

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                                  rampantparanoia2365@lemmy.world
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                                  Yes, but we deserve to just have him gone.

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                                    rampantparanoia2365@lemmy.world
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                                    What's happening in this video? It sounds like gunfire at the very beginning but Trump doesn't hear it?

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                                    • R rampantparanoia2365@lemmy.world

                                      What's happening in this video? It sounds like gunfire at the very beginning but Trump doesn't hear it?

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                                      zron@lemmy.world
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                                      People his age are known for being mostly deaf and unaware of things happening around them.

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                                      • N njm1314@lemmy.world

                                        He was? They didn't stop in the wide open to take a photo? That's odd.

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                                        typotyper@sh.itjust.works
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                                        Ya right. No courageous defianr fist held high. Just duck and scurry like rats

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                                        • mousepotatodoesstuff@lemmy.worldM mousepotatodoesstuff@lemmy.world

                                          Only if it's after at least a few years of solitary imprisonment for his many misdeeds.

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                                          village604@adultswim.fan
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                                          I'm hoping for locked in syndrome.

                                          Let him experience a narcissist's hell in case there isn't a real one.

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