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  • vupware@lemmy.zipV vupware@lemmy.zip

    I’m 14 and this is so deep fr

    E: I agree though that when a book clicks it paints a picture far more vivid than a screen ever could.

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    windex007@lemmy.world
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    Too deep, without a safe recovery plan in case of failure.

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    • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldC chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world

      This wasn't "a few years ago". It was probably closer to 15 or 20 years ago. I remember watching it in college.

      That being said, the description you gave is accurate. I've only seen it once, and that is exactly what is burned into my memory. Also the taste of Disaronno because that was the only bottle I'd snuck in, and I needed something to drink.

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      frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      It was around the same time as 2 girls 1 cup IIRC

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      • T thesohoriots@lemmy.world

        crunch

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        oldchicoale@lemmy.world
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        #43

        Full body cringe

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        • S sludgeyy@lemmy.world

          As someone with aphantasia I never got why people enjoyed reading

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          cheers_queers@lemmy.zip
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          having synesthesia, descriptive text has a whole other layer i cant fully explain. words are pretty. lol

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          • koboldcoterie@pawb.socialK koboldcoterie@pawb.social

            After reading this and the replies, I am legitimately not sure if this is a joke or not. I'm not going to go try to find out, but if this is a joke, this is an absolute master class. Bravo.

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            jennar8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            It's absolutely true. I am not clever enough to make up fiction.

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            • G greenshimada@lemmy.world

              IIRC, didn't he sort of shift his weight and the corner of the jar hit the ground and that's what made it break?

              I'm not going to find it and watch it again, but that's what I recall from never unseeing that more than a decade ago.

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              jennar8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Ah you actually saw the video. Thank you. The jar breaking from contact with the floor sounds a lot better than it breaking completely inside of him 😬

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              • koboldcoterie@pawb.socialK koboldcoterie@pawb.social

                After reading this and the replies, I am legitimately not sure if this is a joke or not. I'm not going to go try to find out, but if this is a joke, this is an absolute master class. Bravo.

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                randomdeadguy@lemmy.world
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                Totally a joke. Go look it up yourself for proof

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                • V verilyfemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                  This is like actually worse than just watching it, you're a master storyteller.

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                  jennar8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  Ah thank you, I wish I could direct you to the original source I got that from, THEY were epic master storyteller because what I gave was my own version from memory of what they wrote. I think it was an article on vice dot com or some similar publication.

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                  • I imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works

                    Bit of a tough crowd for this when posting via a medium people are only seeing on screens. There's a clear defensive tone echoing in these comments.

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                    lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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                    I love reading and think this post is stupid. Nothing defensive about it. Film can be just as deep and engaging as a great book and a book can be just as shit as a bad film.

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                      _stranger_@lemmy.world
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                      • randomdeadguy@lemmy.worldR randomdeadguy@lemmy.world

                        Totally a joke. Go look it up yourself for proof

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                        koboldcoterie@pawb.social
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                        Yeah, I think I'm good. Thanks, though. 🙂

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                        • L lightnsfw@reddthat.com

                          I love reading and think this post is stupid. Nothing defensive about it. Film can be just as deep and engaging as a great book and a book can be just as shit as a bad film.

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                          imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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                          The characters here resemble children. Reading stimulates the imagination in a way video cannot. It's a meme not a statement of absolute truth. In my country at least children are saturated with screens and reading is undervalued. It's not a criticism of art forms, it's a criticism of modernity, child-rearing, and content. To your statement there is higher volume of shit video content than shit literature.

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                          • J jennar8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                            I can't believe no one in the comments has told you yet. I want to tell you because I just learned about it last week! It's horrible! A man in Russia, only legs & feet in the camera frame, squatted over an empty glass jelly jar with the lid on it, tons of lubrication, and he kept going until the entire jar was fully inserted in his rectum.

                            Then you can hear an explosion sound. But it was an implosion sound. It was the sound of the jar being crushed & glass shattered inside of him. The man didn't make a sound. Complete stoic silence which lends more creepiness to the video.

                            Then we see tons of blood dripping out of him, down his legs, all over the floor. The man starts manually digging glass chunks out of his asshole. That's all I remember. I never actually watched the video myself but that's the description.

                            Follow up: he never went to the doctor for this injury because he says he didn't want to deal with the embarrassment. He had some scarring. He says he healed within a couple weeks. He says he has no regrets. He makes tons of fringe kink videos, this was apparently nothing unusual for him. But he waited until the event was far enough in the past before he posted the video online, over a year after it happened. It happened in August a few years ago. He posted it in December a year and a half later.

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                            lelgenio@lemmy.ml
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                            I love how, in a roundabout way, you ended up demonstrating the point of the original image by providing us with "the jar guy incident" in a much more "engaging" literary form

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                              I can't believe no one in the comments has told you yet. I want to tell you because I just learned about it last week! It's horrible! A man in Russia, only legs & feet in the camera frame, squatted over an empty glass jelly jar with the lid on it, tons of lubrication, and he kept going until the entire jar was fully inserted in his rectum.

                              Then you can hear an explosion sound. But it was an implosion sound. It was the sound of the jar being crushed & glass shattered inside of him. The man didn't make a sound. Complete stoic silence which lends more creepiness to the video.

                              Then we see tons of blood dripping out of him, down his legs, all over the floor. The man starts manually digging glass chunks out of his asshole. That's all I remember. I never actually watched the video myself but that's the description.

                              Follow up: he never went to the doctor for this injury because he says he didn't want to deal with the embarrassment. He had some scarring. He says he healed within a couple weeks. He says he has no regrets. He makes tons of fringe kink videos, this was apparently nothing unusual for him. But he waited until the event was far enough in the past before he posted the video online, over a year after it happened. It happened in August a few years ago. He posted it in December a year and a half later.

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                              emotional_engi@lemmy.zip
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                              I can't imagine how did he shit after that.

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                                hupf@feddit.org
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                                https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2014/06/30/quantification

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                                  exlisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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                                  Missing another kid farther to the left watching Andrew Tate on his phone.

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                                  • H hikingvet@lemmy.ca

                                    I mean, I wasn't commenting on what on the wall. More about the perception of the media. But I think you know that.

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                                    fiskfisk33@startrek.website
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                                    I agree with the sentiment, I just found it to be a funny context to bring it up in 😉

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                                      jimfox@lemmy.zip
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                                      ...and the jar breaks... oO

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                                      • N neatnit@discuss.tchncs.de

                                        What is the TV's shadow? It seems like a pair of legs standing on a box and a small floating rectangle.

                                        The book, meanwhile, looks like a convoluted mess. Crashing spaceship, T-Rex/Godzilla, and what might be Dracula's castle. If there's a coherent story in this, I have got to read it. Book title? 😛

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                                        hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone
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                                        Book title?

                                        I happen to be reading the Sun Chronicles, a space opera with dinosaurs. No vampires though, but there are weird religious sects, genetically modified humans and space magic 🤷🏼 The best kind of convoluted mess.

                                        Author's still working on the 3rd volume though.

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                                          dupacycki@lemmy.world
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                                          Unless you have aphantasia, in which case books are either just text or very limited images.

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