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Good luck trying to emulate a dumbass, dumbass.

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  • R return_of_chippy@lemmy.world

    Wouldn't even know where to find a left handed screw driver

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    joebigelow@lemmy.ca
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    My favorite is having the new guy hold a bucket behind someone else using a grinder, to collect sparks for the spark plugs.

    So nonsensical and yet so many people fall for it.

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    • T tankovayadiviziya@lemmy.world

      The only thing hindering AI from taking 99% of the jobs is that robotic engineers still can't create a robot with the same level of dexterity as human hands.

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      valek879@sh.itjust.works
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      We should have an AI design a robot with the same level of dexterity as human hands!

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      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world

        i'd like to see ai measure something 3 times and get 4 different numbers

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        know_not_scotty_does@lemmy.world
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        The furure is now.

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        • G grimy@lemmy.world

          Can AI shit post on Lemmy while pretending to work? Didn't think so.

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          know_not_scotty_does@lemmy.world
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          You don't pay be to be busy 100% of the time, you pay be to be 100% busy sometimes.

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          • K know_not_scotty_does@lemmy.world

            The furure is now.

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            heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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            if it gets me a kitten asleep on my lap i'll take it

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            • R return_of_chippy@lemmy.world
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              a_random_idiot@lemmy.world
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              I can see AI measuring something 3 times and cutting it wrong, more than I can see AI measuring things once and cutting it right.

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                jasondj@lemmy.zip
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                Hey, why don't you try cutting your dimensional lumber with a gas-powered chainsaw and be more accurate, eh?

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                  sreudianflip@sh.itjust.works
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                  The bandaged eye sells the joke beautifully.

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                  • T tankovayadiviziya@lemmy.world

                    The only thing hindering AI from taking 99% of the jobs is that robotic engineers still can't create a robot with the same level of dexterity as human hands.

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                    lastyearsirritant@sopuli.xyz
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                    Realistically, most jobs don't NEED hands. Most physical jobs can be done better with customized manipulators for the type of work being done.

                    We'd only need hands if we wanted a single robot model that could do multiple types of jobs, instead of a specific robot for each job.

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                    • T tankovayadiviziya@lemmy.world

                      The only thing hindering AI from taking 99% of the jobs is that robotic engineers still can't create a robot with the same level of dexterity as human hands.

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                      pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip
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                      #30

                      I mean, I would add to this list:

                      • Humans are way cheaper to recruit, maintain, and produce. Robots only compete on their potential for sociopathicly blind loyalty.
                      • Computers are deeply fucking stupid in ways that most normal humans cannot even understand, until something tragic happens directly to them, as a reuslt. (And no, AI hasn't fixed this. It put a really cool looking coat of razor thin paint over it.)
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                      • F fauxliving@lemmy.world

                        They will measure it wrong 3 times, cut it wrong while saying it’s correct.

                        Are we talking about the AI or the contractor?

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                        pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip
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                        Both. Technically all three.

                        1. The general purpose AI unsuited to the task.
                        2. The untrained contractor directing the AI.
                        3. The soulless profit-bot AI that manages the contractor.
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                        • J jasondj@lemmy.zip

                          Hey, why don't you try cutting your dimensional lumber with a gas-powered chainsaw and be more accurate, eh?

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                          ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                          That looks like a concrete saw to be honest.

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                            4am@lemmy.zip
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                            Have you seen AI with numbers? It doesn’t calculate, it just trying to give a statistically-likely answer (just like it does for every other next-word in its answer).

                            Some of them have to drop back to deterministic software tools (and even then sometimes they’re called with incorrect parameters because “intent” lol)

                            AI already emulates dumbasses it just got no legs. Don’t worry though, soon they’ll give it legs and guns. Nothing can go wrong guys. trust me bro the future is now

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                            • P pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip

                              I mean, I would add to this list:

                              • Humans are way cheaper to recruit, maintain, and produce. Robots only compete on their potential for sociopathicly blind loyalty.
                              • Computers are deeply fucking stupid in ways that most normal humans cannot even understand, until something tragic happens directly to them, as a reuslt. (And no, AI hasn't fixed this. It put a really cool looking coat of razor thin paint over it.)
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                              knock_knock_lemmy_in@lemmy.world
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                              Counterpoint. Robots build cars almost entirely on their own.

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                                nroth@lemmy.world
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                                I think AI might end up being more successful in the low-complexity trades (e.g., install a disposal) than for high-complexity white-collar work. The robots just take time to develop.

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                                • N nroth@lemmy.world

                                  I think AI might end up being more successful in the low-complexity trades (e.g., install a disposal) than for high-complexity white-collar work. The robots just take time to develop.

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                                  nroth@lemmy.world
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                                  On the other hand, complex white- and blue-collar work do not seem very close

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                                  • N nroth@lemmy.world

                                    I think AI might end up being more successful in the low-complexity trades (e.g., install a disposal) than for high-complexity white-collar work. The robots just take time to develop.

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                                    nroth@lemmy.world
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                                    A white collar example where AI is effective: Make the button this specific shade of blue and move it 3 pixels to the left

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                                      jeniferariza@lemmy.world
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                                      Measure twice, cut once and we still find a way to mess it up 😅

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                                        bleys@lemmy.world
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                                        Meanwhile ChatGPT setting a timer:

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                                          mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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                                          AI does it five times, in my experience.

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