This is gonna be good
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Is that middle one supposed to be someone who died while kissing a decapitated head they propped up in a urinal? Wow.
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I'm going to hide in the fridge.
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if we have to censor every bad word, can we please take the approach in this picture for everything? it's more of a highlight, than a try to censor an icky word. I like it.
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Is that middle one supposed to be someone who died while kissing a decapitated head they propped up in a urinal? Wow.
Some people know exactly how they want to go
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if we have to censor every bad word, can we please take the approach in this picture for everything? it's more of a highlight, than a try to censor an icky word. I like it.
I think a little Nuka Cola Quantum splattered on the word "fuck".
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I'm still puzzled by why things don't get recirculated as memes until they reach censorship platform
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Me: Wondering if I have the time to jerk off one last time.
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So there is actually a semi-valid reason to find a lot of skeletons in bathrooms and not other places, in a post US nuclear apocalypse:
A fair number of buildings are most structurally sound around the bathroom, because those room walls tend to be stronger/reinforced compared to other walls, to be able to handle all the plumbing.
Bathrooms also tend to be located closer to the inside of the building, for basically the same reason.
So, its pretty reasonable that if you heard the sirens go off, had only a minute or two... yeah, sheltering in the bathroom would be the optimal strategy, if you don't have a basement/cellar.
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I want my corpse to be a truly amazing encounter.
That's why I plan to string myself up like marionette. My body will be ridged to drop when the bathroom door is opened. Than I will wiggle a preprogrammed dance well strobe lights and heavy techno music plays.
You might ask "how my bones will stay together?" Well that's where the embalming machine comes in to be activated as soon as my pulse flat lines. Perfectly preserved bathroom corpse surprise.
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Is that middle one supposed to be someone who died while kissing a decapitated head they propped up in a urinal? Wow.
They were in love with a skibidi toilet
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I want my corpse to be a truly amazing encounter.
That's why I plan to string myself up like marionette. My body will be ridged to drop when the bathroom door is opened. Than I will wiggle a preprogrammed dance well strobe lights and heavy techno music plays.
You might ask "how my bones will stay together?" Well that's where the embalming machine comes in to be activated as soon as my pulse flat lines. Perfectly preserved bathroom corpse surprise.
My body will be ridged
For her pleasure?
Edit: I thought it looked weird, just realised it's 'ribbed'. I'm not sure what a 'ridged' condom would be like, probably not great.
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I want my corpse to be a truly amazing encounter.
That's why I plan to string myself up like marionette. My body will be ridged to drop when the bathroom door is opened. Than I will wiggle a preprogrammed dance well strobe lights and heavy techno music plays.
You might ask "how my bones will stay together?" Well that's where the embalming machine comes in to be activated as soon as my pulse flat lines. Perfectly preserved bathroom corpse surprise.
Perfectly preserved bathroom corpse surprise
That's my new band name sorted.
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if we have to censor every bad word, can we please take the approach in this picture for everything? it's more of a highlight, than a try to censor an icky word. I like it.
Gotta love how graphic pictures of corpses are fine but a word needs censoring
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That's exactly why I've been building up this beer bottle/bottle cap collection so fast. My ex-gf was a total bitch who didn't get it, screw her, but the vault dweller is going to be so happy with this loot!
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I'm going to hide in the fridge.
Just like Indy!
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That's exactly why I've been building up this beer bottle/bottle cap collection so fast. My ex-gf was a total bitch who didn't get it, screw her, but the vault dweller is going to be so happy with this loot!
I'm sorry for your loss, I had the same collection. Was gone after I got out of the hospital and her friends stole my bottle collection. True story.
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I'm gonna pose comically in front of a brick wall so my shadow is burned that way into it.
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Is that middle one supposed to be someone who died while kissing a decapitated head they propped up in a urinal? Wow.
Just some raiders having fun with corpses
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"Masturbating Skeleton", major urban settlement, circa 2032
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