<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">The trial of Renea Gamble had been underway for almost two hours when Marcus McDowell, the city attorney of Fairhope, Alabama, called a surprise witness.</p>
<p dir="auto">“I call the gentleman in the red shirt,” he said, pointing toward a long-haired man in the second row. It took a moment to realize that he was referring to Gamble’s husband, 63-year-old Larry Fletcher.</p>
<p dir="auto">Gamble’s defense attorney objected. He’d received no advance notice. But Fletcher shrugged and made his way forward.</p>
<p dir="auto">Fletcher was with his wife when she was arrested at a No Kings protest in October 2025. She was wearing a 7-foot-tall inflatable penis costume and holding a sign that read “No Dick Tator.” Video of the incident went viral, turning Gamble into a minor celebrity and local free speech icon. Most people assumed the city would eventually drop the misdemeanor charges filed against her. Instead, McDowell added more, including giving a false name to law enforcement for identifying herself as “Aunt Tifa.”</p>
<p dir="auto">Fletcher wore black Levi’s and a collared shirt with a Ferrari logo – a nod to his work rebuilding fuel injection systems for high-end cars. Sitting in the front row, Gamble looked a bit stricken watching the man she’d known since her childhood in Baton Rouge. “I know what she was thinking,” Fletcher later said. “She’s like, ‘Oh man, this could go out of control real easy.’”</p>
<p dir="auto">McDowell asked Fletcher if he’d gone to bail his wife out of jail after her arrest. Yes, Fletcher said.</p>
<p dir="auto">Did he make any statements to any of the jailers? Fletcher wasn’t sure. McDowell motioned toward one of the many law enforcement officers standing on the side of the room and asked if he looked familiar. Fletcher said he’d seen him around.</p>
<p dir="auto">McDowell cut to the chase: Did Fletcher remember telling this man that he had gone to get bail money the day before the protest?</p>
<p dir="auto">His objective was suddenly clear: The city attorney was suggesting that Gamble had gotten arrested on purpose.</p>
<p dir="auto">If this was meant as a gotcha, things didn’t go as intended.</p>
<p dir="auto">“I always make sure I have bail money!” Fletcher replied emphatically, as if this should be the most obvious thing in the world.</p>
<p dir="auto">Did he have bail money on him now?</p>
<p dir="auto">“Yeah!” Fletcher exclaimed, then gestured broadly. “With this many cops around? Come on.”</p>
<p dir="auto">The room erupted with laughter. Moments later, Fletcher was back in his seat. Gamble reached back and held his hand.</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/topic/e02f4166-f7ea-40da-82f3-4a7ff19c240c/the-short-and-ridiculous-trial-of-a-protester-arrested-in-an-inflatable-penis-costume</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 01:12:57 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://polykyklo.gr/topic/e02f4166-f7ea-40da-82f3-4a7ff19c240c.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 18:10:44 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Sat, 25 Apr 2026 02:29:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Sounds like we have the same observations and feel the same frustrations about them. I look forward to being branded an agitator :')</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://piefed.blahaj.zone/comment/4265637</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://piefed.blahaj.zone/comment/4265637</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[kelvarcherry@piefed.blahaj.zone]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2026 02:29:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:50:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Why do you write this like it's surprising. I'm so sick of the left acting like "WHY DID THEY BEAT US UP ARE YOU NOT SHOCKED LOOK AT ME I'M DISGUSTING"</p>
<p dir="auto">How about figuring out a way to protest that doesn't let them make these arrests so easy. The right figured out you can drive massive trucks into the streets to overwhelm the city's ability to arrest people. If you mass arrest people they leave behind lots of vehicles and there's only so many trucks that can remove them and only so much space in impound lots and this creates a situation that fucks the police over. The left on the other hand dresses in penis costumes and stands around until a cop kicks their head in. What the fuck are we doing</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23387539</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23387539</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[melvin_ferd@lemmy.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:50:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:44:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">The angle is that she knew she was "committing a crime"</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23387447</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23387447</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fedizen@lemmy.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:44:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:39:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Her lawyer: Dick Johnson</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.ca/comment/22927235</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.ca/comment/22927235</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[savethetuahawk@lemmy.ca]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:39:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 12:19:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Constantly have a milk-curdled miserable expression on your face.</p>
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<p dir="auto">She really did look like she was weaned on a pickle, didn't she?</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.zip/comment/26080827</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.zip/comment/26080827</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[phutatorius@lemmy.zip]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 12:19:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:40:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I believe that the prosecution cannot call witnesses not on the list, but that the defense has more leeway?</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://slrpnk.net/comment/21953440</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://slrpnk.net/comment/21953440</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[noteasybeinggreen@slrpnk.net]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:40:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Fri, 24 Apr 2026 02:50:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">"Your honor, the defendant clearly intended for me to illegally arrest her!"</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23380326</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23380326</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nekokoneko@lemmy.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 02:50:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 19:55:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Okay this is great that she's free and all, but can we stop for a second and think about what happened here? A woman was grabbed off the street, beaten and brutalized (I've seen the arrest footage), and ripped out of her life, while being 100% peaceful and obedient.</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm so sick of the one-sided violence, while we're told to obey and be peaceful and whatever else.</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://piefed.blahaj.zone/comment/4249435</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://piefed.blahaj.zone/comment/4249435</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[kelvarcherry@piefed.blahaj.zone]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 19:55:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 12:44:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">This story continues to entertain. I'm so glad this nation is really concentrating on the important things. Hilarious.</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23368734</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23368734</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[professorozone@lemmy.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 12:44:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 12:35:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">who's dressed as a pee-pee</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23368614</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23368614</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[saber_is_dead@lemmy.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 12:35:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 12:27:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Genuinely curious, what's the angle here?</p>
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<p dir="auto">Fully upright I think?</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://feddit.uk/comment/24681256</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://feddit.uk/comment/24681256</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[wewbull@feddit.uk]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 12:27:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 12:09:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Dick Tation you say?</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://piefed.social/comment/11069200</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://piefed.social/comment/11069200</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 12:09:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 10:26:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">LoL, yeah. <img src="https://polykyklo.gr/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f605.png?v=98e2f8437c1" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sweat_smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😅" alt="😅" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23367143</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23367143</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[buddascrayon@lemmy.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 10:26:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 07:15:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">and trying to prosecute mee-maw.</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.today/comment/23720103</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.today/comment/23720103</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[tollana1234567@lemmy.today]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 07:15:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 06:52:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">She could really start a t-shirt business to fund more protests.</p>
<p dir="auto">"I support Aunt Tifa"</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/comment/25684453</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/comment/25684453</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 06:52:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 06:33:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">It's called "Civil Forfeiture" which is legalese for "literally legalized highway robbery."</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://discuss.online/comment/22155711</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://discuss.online/comment/22155711</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[etterra@discuss.online]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 06:33:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 05:52:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Bup-bup-bup-bup</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://sh.itjust.works/comment/24984799</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://sh.itjust.works/comment/24984799</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 05:52:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:41:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">she was asking for it</p>
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<p dir="auto">Oh, so the penis costume was too short and too tight? Or it just gave the prosecutor an erection? /s</p>
<p dir="auto">Such utter bullshit.</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23362942</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23362942</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[tomkatt@lemmy.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:41:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:27:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Typically you can invoke your 5th amendment right for spouses as well but you don't have to.</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23362798</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23362798</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[unlearned9545@lemmy.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:27:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:20:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">To undermine her as a sympathetic victim. The city prosecutor was trying to head off the civil suit, so he's trying to set it up like her action were intentional provocation. If it was all a devious plan to provoke the cops to get paid, then maybe the jury in that case would not award her any money.</p>
<p dir="auto">Instead, it fell flat on it's face immediately and made it clear just who the villains are. People carrying around bail money because the local cops are so unhinged is not a winning answer for him at all.</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://piefed.social/comment/11064540</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://piefed.social/comment/11064540</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rainwall@piefed.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:20:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:13:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Seems like he's implying that she was asking for it therefore she deserved to be arrested.</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://sh.itjust.works/comment/24982079</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://sh.itjust.works/comment/24982079</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[cmdrshepard49@sh.itjust.works]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:13:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:06:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">most people refer to them  motherfuckers</p>
<p dir="auto">His way is decidedly Freudian.</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23361998</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23361998</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[axexrx@lemmy.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:06:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:02:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">“You can beat the rap, but you can’t beat the ride.”</p>
<p dir="auto">Or losing your job, your home, your health, and various other consequences of being in jail.</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://sh.itjust.works/comment/24981973</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://sh.itjust.works/comment/24981973</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gates9@sh.itjust.works]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:02:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis Costume on Thu, 23 Apr 2026 00:36:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">WE LOVE YOU AUNTY TIFA</p>
]]></description><link>https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.zip/comment/26054614</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://polykyklo.gr/post/https://lemmy.zip/comment/26054614</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[partofthevoice@lemmy.zip]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 00:36:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>