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Το θέμα αυτό έχει διαγραφεί. Μόνο οι χρήστες με δικαιώματα διαχειριστή θεμάτων μπορούν να το δουν.
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      ivanafterall@lemmy.world
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      That's when you go through their medicine cabinets and stuff. Photos, laundry, that kinda thing.

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        emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Make them breakfast, what are you just sitting around for, they gave you a place to stay it's the least you could do.

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        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI ivanafterall@lemmy.world

          That's when you go through their medicine cabinets and stuff. Photos, laundry, that kinda thing.

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          tyr_raidho_othala@reddthat.com
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          If you want them to get up just tickle their anus

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            tiramichu@sh.itjust.works
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            There's always the option of quietly letting yourself out and posting the key through the letterbox*

            *may not be an option in non-letterbox-having regions

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              nickwithac@lemmy.world
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              https://theonion.com/houseguest-just-going-to-lie-there-until-rest-of-house-1819571350/

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              • tyr_raidho_othala@reddthat.comT tyr_raidho_othala@reddthat.com

                If you want them to get up just tickle their anus

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                kamenlady@lemmy.world
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                This could go the other way, depending on the tickling skills

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                  cytobit@piefed.social
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                  who up crashin they gaff

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                  • E emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                    Make them breakfast, what are you just sitting around for, they gave you a place to stay it's the least you could do.

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                    jlow@slrpnk.net
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                    I'm always afraid to wake them up by doing that so I often go for a walk and bring stuff from the bakery for breakfast when I get back.

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                    • tyr_raidho_othala@reddthat.comT tyr_raidho_othala@reddthat.com

                      If you want them to get up just tickle their anus

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                      breadoven@lemmy.world
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                      With your tongue?

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                      • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI ivanafterall@lemmy.world

                        That's when you go through their medicine cabinets and stuff. Photos, laundry, that kinda thing.

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                        wibble@reddthat.com
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                        Blackmail material? Interesting style.

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                          greenknight23@lemmy.world
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                          1000003538

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                            I'm always afraid to wake them up by doing that so I often go for a walk and bring stuff from the bakery for breakfast when I get back.

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                            rqg@lemmy.world
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                            Wanna crash at my place sometime?

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                            • W wibble@reddthat.com

                              Blackmail material? Interesting style.

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                              ivanafterall@lemmy.world
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                              That's where YOUR mind went. I'm not some kind of monster. I mostly just steal their dirtiest underwear and take some of their pills.

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                                1000003538

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                                absolutelynotspez@lemmy.world
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                                Irish slang for apartment/house

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