Trump hosts crew of historic Artemis mission: ‘I would have had no trouble making it’
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This mother fucker thinks he's smart enough and in good enough shape to be an astronaut! One of the astronauts had trouble walking when she got back. So let's see it. Send Trump's ass on the next one. First president in space! What a triumph that would be!
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You know what? Let’s shoot the fucker into space. No shit. Honest to god. Tell him he’s super smart and flying the thing would be child’s play for him. Tell him he can do it himself, and it’s an incredible and incredibly rare experience - a club that numbers just barely into the triple digits. Oh, no, of course you don’t need any training, because it should be very intuitive to someone of your intelligence, sir!
And then we watch.
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This mother fucker thinks he's smart enough and in good enough shape to be an astronaut! One of the astronauts had trouble walking when she got back. So let's see it. Send Trump's ass on the next one. First president in space! What a triumph that would be!
Actually this could be our chance. He thinks he can do it, so can everyone chime in to make this mission happen?
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Actually this could be our chance. He thinks he can do it, so can everyone chime in to make this mission happen?
Just have it keep going in one direction until it runs out of fuel
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This mother fucker thinks he's smart enough and in good enough shape to be an astronaut! One of the astronauts had trouble walking when she got back. So let's see it. Send Trump's ass on the next one. First president in space! What a triumph that would be!
Shooting him into the sun would be 🧑
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Shooting him into the sun would be 🧑
I like the idea, having dumbass MAGAts staring into and saluting the sun. But it costs too much. Easier to just shoot him off into nowhere. Make sure the power lasts as long as possible to just be totally hopeless.
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I like the idea, having dumbass MAGAts staring into and saluting the sun. But it costs too much. Easier to just shoot him off into nowhere. Make sure the power lasts as long as possible to just be totally hopeless.
Why waste a rocket to literally shoot him to death when we have a nation full of guns with non-existent background checks?
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Actually this could be our chance. He thinks he can do it, so can everyone chime in to make this mission happen?
"...But it was revealed that an 8-year old boy was also placed on board by mistake. And is now trapped alone in space with Donald Trump."
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Why waste a rocket to literally shoot him to death when we have a nation full of guns with non-existent background checks?
Small price to pay to get rid of him and move on.
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Right this way into the cargo bay, sir
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"...But it was revealed that an 8-year old boy was also placed on board by mistake. And is now trapped alone in space with Donald Trump."
“…This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen”
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I'm minded to think of two lines from Alien.
In space, no one can hear you scream
Final report: The Nostromo, third officer Ellen Ripley, hypersleep.......
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Trump in space....hmmm
Diaper Donny in zero gravity
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Anyone else notice that there's a LOT of photos of him sitting? When previous presidents hosted people in the Oval Office, did they sit at the Resolute Desk? Because I do not recall this...
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Anyone else notice that there's a LOT of photos of him sitting? When previous presidents hosted people in the Oval Office, did they sit at the Resolute Desk? Because I do not recall this...
Let alone slumped over as much as he is, even when awake.
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Anyone else notice that there's a LOT of photos of him sitting? When previous presidents hosted people in the Oval Office, did they sit at the Resolute Desk? Because I do not recall this...
FDR sure sat down a lot. Sus.
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Actually this could be our chance. He thinks he can do it, so can everyone chime in to make this mission happen?
why doesnt musk or BEzo give him a space tour in thier penis rockets.
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"...But it was revealed that an 8-year old boy was also placed on board by mistake. And is now trapped alone in space with Donald Trump."
space alone 1.
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Remember when he said he would run into a school shooting with or without a gun to save children. Dude is just naturally funny. Not sure why they made him president, but he sure is funny
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